Good night, Oppo

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 06/27/2017 at 22:53 • Filed to: None

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I’ve done lots of stupid shit, but not opioids. We apparently care about that now that white people have discovered it. Because you know, oh shit, it’s a problem because whitey has discovered heroin and crack, so it’s a national crisis, as NPR tells me.

My point is, you get sober in the morning, then you earn money for more booze. That’s the better addiction

I hope I have kids someday, because that’s the sort of wisdom you impart

Matsayz > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 22:58

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Pretty sure “drugs are bad” still rings true and “moderation is key”.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Matsayz 06/27/2017 at 22:59

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Especially if it’s a key lime pie

Matsayz > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/27/2017 at 23:00

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Gimme the pie and no one gets hurt...

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 23:01

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Opioids have been an issue for forever now, they’ve just been a mainstay of upper middle class housewives (prescription drugs) rather than your average joe.

Honeybunchesofgoats > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/27/2017 at 23:21

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Turbo Doritos > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/28/2017 at 04:15

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If you were doing amphetamines so you could get the housework done without eating and lose some weight you could use a little yellow pill to take you back down after.

wkiernan > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/20/2017 at 10:17

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Oh wow, you’re missing out. A lot of things are advertised as better than they actually are, but opiates really feel as good as you’d imagine from listening to that song.